I have the urge to write
About your underbite
(and your other imperfections)
If you'd blink
In sync
I'd find you cute
I would adore
If you wouldn't shit on the floor
(but you do)
If I didn't fail
To cut your toenails
You wouldn't click down the hall
I wanna stick a nail
In your whirly little tail
Just to make it straight
If you had a peg
As your fourth leg
I'd love you more
You are a fat
Overgrown rat
But I love you
Showing posts with label rhyme. Show all posts
Showing posts with label rhyme. Show all posts
Saturday, May 07, 2011
Sunday, May 01, 2011
'nother day in the city
Skeevy old man on the street
its cold outside,
and you've got bare feet
I see you peeing in the alley way
in the streets of Toronto,
its just another day
Yelling and screaming 'til your heart is content
dancing on the hydrant
people pass by telling you "get bent"
its cold outside,
and you've got bare feet
I see you peeing in the alley way
in the streets of Toronto,
its just another day
Yelling and screaming 'til your heart is content
dancing on the hydrant
people pass by telling you "get bent"
Saturday, April 23, 2011
addiction: part two
I never saw your eyes,
Or your ugly face
I just want you for your body
I want to have a taste
I don't need potatoes
I just want me some meat
Turn up the oven
And feel the heat
You and I meeting
That was just fate
Take you out of the oven
And fill up my plate
Mr. Turkey you were awesome
Or your ugly face
I just want you for your body
I want to have a taste
I don't need potatoes
I just want me some meat
Turn up the oven
And feel the heat
You and I meeting
That was just fate
Take you out of the oven
And fill up my plate
Mr. Turkey you were awesome
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